I mean to keep everything short, but i've a lot to

and i was in my pink onesie, that has a bear holding a heart on the crest thing,

and purple sleeves with white and pink hearts on them,

and then the woman renting a room off my parents came out and saw me,

must think im real weird coz there was another similar incident involving me and 4 friends going for joints in the bathroom while she was in the shower

not arsed to tell that one tho…too long

chances are im not going to answer it unless i get a text before the call saying “here i’ll ring you in a minute” or something…

and i have a decent bit of weed to get monged and watch it after work tonight, today looks like its going to be pretty good aside from work

and they say the symptoms you always end up slightly convinced you have whatever they’re talking about in some way….

its like reading a horoscope or something…selective reading

and had nowhere to go, so even tho we’re 20 and shud have somewhere…

we rolled a blunt at a bus stop…which is so dodgy

and smoked it at the bus stop and i’ve never been more high in my life,

it was the weirdest thing ever being that high but SO good,

but then i got paranoid mixed in with the giggles and was too scared to go home so we stood in topaz eating crisps and then another one of my friends showed up absolutely baked coz he was out with different people and just stopped to get petrol…so the 3 of us stood there in silence for a bit eating crisps…

then i went for a walk in the rain coz i had nowhere to go…

it soudns like a shit night but i was having such a good time

but i underestimated how annoying paranoia is..gotten it twice in 2 weeks now

someone also pointed out to me how weird gravity is when you jump your meant to keep going but the earth is pulling you back down,

it makes you think you can beat it or something and makes jumping straight up so much more fun

so one of my friends told me to write down everything i spend and then i’ll know that i cant afford to keep spending the way i am and will make me save…

seemed like a good plan so may as well start today

it was real good, not a normal type tho you have to order food and wait which is a bit shit,

they said we have to finnish everything on the plate if we want another meal so the night was kinda just like a game of trying to order things at the right time, i think we got like 6 starters and a main course in the end, cudda eaten more but wudda felt sick,

then had an unusually early night

k, theres a lampshade in dunnes thats kinda like , but its just loads of string and its kinda see through,

the string is wrapped around in a perfect circle so they obviously just inflated something circular inside it then took it out when the string hardened,

how do you get twine to stay hard so it can support itself?

i wanna put battery powered LED christmas lights in it, so i can like roll it round and stuff

so went to pennys and all got pink onesies with purple sleeves and hearts on the sleeves,

we changed into them before we got in the car so there was 3 of us all in the same onesies driving around for a while,

we went to pick up the bag then and the guy giving it to us was such a dope and just goes “nice car mate…” and said hi to me and then left completely unaware of the 3 shining pink onesies

and they were talking about special songs couples have and asked us to text them in,

so me and dev decided to text in…”when i first met david girls just wanna have fun was playing and he sang it to me at our wedding then, clody” (clody is our friend coens little sister).

and they said it on the radio then about half an hour later when we’d forgotten and coen and sammy had just gotten in the car,

made me so happy

cianisadickhead:

make some pancakes for breakfast. Trek

i got up at half 2 the other day and there was no one in my house (the dancer and my brother and his girlfriend included) and john and dev were walking up the door to my house so opened the door for them and got changed then went down to get some breakfast and there was loads of pancake batter,

so made loads of pancakes and then got a lift to work instead of walking,

such a good day cept for work